The rules

    How Sneakies plays.

    Sneakies is two teams, four players, and a stack of points that change hands every hole. The app does the counting. Here's what counts.

    Team points

    Win the hole.

    Two ways to win a hole, two ways to keep winning it. These are the points everyone is playing for.

    Low Net Ball

    2 pts

    The single lowest net score on the hole wins low ball for that player's team. Strokes from the handicap come off the gross before we look. If the best ball is tied across teams, low ball pushes — no points awarded.

    Team Points

    Low Net Team Score

    2 pts

    Add both partners' net scores together. The team with the lower combined number takes low total. Two payouts per hole, scored independently — you can win one, both, or split.

    Team Points

    Takes

    2 pts

    When the team that wins the hole is different from the team that won the previous hole, that's a Take — full 2 points. The first hole of the round is always a Take.

    Team Points

    Keeps

    1 pt

    When the same team wins back-to-back holes, the second hole is a Keep — 1 point. Win streaks are worth less than swings. If a hole is tied, the previous winner Keeps to hold their points.

    Team Points

    Action points

    Win the moments.

    Side action layered on top of the hole. Stuck approaches, draining putts, escapes from sand — the shots that turn a normal round into a story.

    Greenies

    1 pt

    On a par 3, hit the green in regulation. One point to your team. The most common action point of the round.

    Action Points

    Proxies

    2 pts

    Closest to the pin on a par 3. Replaces the Greenie for that player on that hole — pick one or the other, you get the bigger payout.

    Action Points

    Sneakies

    1 pt

    Make a birdie or better while receiving a handicap stroke on the hole. The point that gives the game its name.

    Action Points

    Sandies

    1 pt

    Get up and down for par (or better) from a greenside bunker. One per sandie — you can stack them on a single hole.

    Action Points

    Poleys

    1 pt

    Sink a putt from off the green. Fringe, collar, apron, first cut — if the ball is off the green when you putt and it drops, that's a Poley.

    Action Points

    Birdies

    2 pts

    Score one under par on the hole. Two points on top of any team points the birdie helped win.

    Action Points

    Eagles

    4 pts

    Two under par on the hole. Double a birdie, double the noise from the cart.

    Action Points

    Albatross

    8 pts

    Three under par. Sneakies has a payout if you do it; you have to hit the shot.

    Action Points

    Bridges

    Press the bet.

    The Bridge is the lever. Call it before a hole tees off and every point on that hole counts double. Re-bridge if you really want to make somebody sweat.

    The press

    2× points

    Bridge

    Either team can call a Bridge before the hole starts. Every team point and every action point on that hole pays double. Greenies become 2. Sneakies become 2. A Take becomes 4. The momentum on a Bridged hole is bigger than the math.

    Take

    24

    Birdie

    24

    Sneakie

    12

    The press on the press

    4× points

    Re-Bridge

    Already Bridged? The other team can answer with a Re-Bridge — same rules, 4× the points. One hole can swing a round. This is where Sneakies stops being a friendly bet and starts being a story.

    Take

    28

    Birdie

    28

    Sneakie

    14

    Worked examples

    How it shakes out.

    Three quick rounds, three different ways the points fall.

    Example 1

    Team 2 takes the hole, Team 1 sneaks a side point.

    Hole 7 · Par 4

    The shots

    • Team 1

      Brett +1 (gets 1 stroke), Sal +0

      Sneakie on Brett — birdie with strokes

    • Team 2

      Lloyd +0, Harry −1 birdie

      Birdie

    The points

    Low Net BallTeam 2 (Harry net −1)+2
    Low Net TotalTeam 2+2
    TakeTeam 2+2
    Birdie · HarryTeam 2+2
    Sneakie · BrettTeam 1+1
    Hole resultTeam 2 · +7 vs Team 1

    Example 2

    A Bridge that paid off.

    Hole 14 · Par 3 · Bridged 2×

    The shots

    • Team 1

      Sal hits the green from the tee

      Greenie

    • Team 2

      Harry closest to the pin from the tee, makes the birdie putt

      Proxy + Birdie

    The points

    Low Net BallTeam 2 (Harry net −1)+2 → +4
    Low Net TotalTeam 2+2 → +4
    TakeTeam 2+2 → +4
    Birdie · HarryTeam 2+2 → +4
    Proxy · HarryTeam 2+2 → +4
    Greenie · Sal (replaced by Proxy)0
    Hole resultTeam 2 · +20 on one hole

    Example 3

    A Keep when the hole pushes.

    Hole 11 · Par 5

    The shots

    • Team 1

      Won Hole 10 with a low ball.

      Previous winner

    • Both teams

      Card a net 5 best ball, net 11 team total.

      Tied on both lines

    The points

    Low Net BallTied — push0
    Low Net TotalTied — push0
    Keep · Team 1Team 1+1
    Hole resultTeam 1 · +1 — holds the lead

    Screenshots from the app coming soon. In the meantime, open Sneakies, start a practice round, and watch the ledger move hole by hole.

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